That bear - whose name is Cloud, and who lives in a zoo in Hiroshima - is awesome and could totally kick my ass.
I'm pretty sure I could take on this kung-fu hillbilly, though:
Gasp - idea! How about a showdown match between the Kung-Fu Bear and the Kung-Fu Hillbilly? Don King, are you reading?
Update: Actually, since the bear is in Japan, perhaps he should be called Bojutsu Bear - i.e., the bear of the bo, or Japanese quarterstaff. Eh, China, Japan - "six of one," etc....
