Holiday Greetings from Hitler

Hipster Hitler knows the reason for the season - dancing!

Sigh

I loved my time in Italy.  But, like Julia Louie Dreyfus, far too many of my nights ended with me wearing an outsized ten-gallon and getting pecked by a fake ostrich.  Ma c'è una bella vita...!

Yay for Meth Heads!

Move over, Sassy Gay Friend - there's a new gay parody we're okay with.  It's Stefon, from SNL, and he has been providing viewers with family-friendly venues in NYC all year.  See his three skits here, here, and here - in reverse order.

The Daily What Continues to Provide Grist for My Perverted Mill

To wit.

Hipsters Are the Shock Troops of Gentrification.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

UPDATE: Speaking of hipsters....

Sanity Is A Political Liability In North Korea

Well, we all knew it.  But is it now safe to say that the same is true here, too?

Since It Seems To Need To Be Said Again

A Poem: "On Quitting Cigarettes Cold Turkey"

Patches?  Patches?
We don't need no stinking patches.

                                       by Emmett M. Hogan

Ha!

Hipster Hitler is the gift that keeps on giving.  Check out the latest cartoon here.

Christine O'Donnell's Flag

Ha!

HT: JMG.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."

Zing.

Now, Let's Make This Fast

I gotta solve world hunger on a conference call at 4pm.

HT: TDW.

Betty White Runs a Sweatshop

It's true.

I think it's pretty clear that the Golden Girls made a Tontine pact that whoever outlived the others would become the hippest of them all. As the oldest of the pack, Betty White must have been the long-shot - but look at her now!

Funny/True

Ha!

HT: NextRound.

Polymer Porn

Sometimes, when you've spent all day alone in the lab, studying complex molecules of repeating units strung together by covalent bonds, you need some release.

Hey - scientists are perverts people too.

Anatomy of a Meme

"This blended milk and ice drink of mine attracts young males to my front lawn. And thus they proclaim, 'this is superior to thine! Verily, it is superior to thine!'"

Verily.

Some of them betray a false ear for oldey-timey language ("I hath"??). However, I am quite fond of the following, in particular:

• Today I found it unnecessary to make use of my musket - I must say it was a splendid afternoon.
• Do not despise the racketeer - instead despise his sport.
• Male siblings prior to prostitutes.

Moments Meowsicaux (That's Right, I Went There)

This is so damn great - two choir boys performing the "Duetto buffo di due gatti," by Robert Lucas de Pearsell, based on excerpts from an opera by Rossini. How the two kids managed to keep straight faces through (most of) the performance is beyond me.

HT, TDW, of course.

But if you just took a boss rip on your bong, you may prefer this version:

Just try to get the song out of your head after watching either one of these videos. It'll be hard, trust me.

Fecal Swastikas Are Streichlich Verboten

Who's the Nazi now...?

HT: TDW.

Is Your Son a Heterosexual?

Pray to God that he isn't.

Heil Hipster!

Goebbels really is a Deutschbag.

The site has several such installments and they are quite funny.