Anatomy of a Meme

"This blended milk and ice drink of mine attracts young males to my front lawn. And thus they proclaim, 'this is superior to thine! Verily, it is superior to thine!'"

Verily.

Some of them betray a false ear for oldey-timey language ("I hath"??). However, I am quite fond of the following, in particular:

• Today I found it unnecessary to make use of my musket - I must say it was a splendid afternoon.
• Do not despise the racketeer - instead despise his sport.
• Male siblings prior to prostitutes.