It's Haiku Time!

I love writing haikus. They give you all the satisfaction of a creative endeavor without requiring effort or talent or anything like that. In this spirit, I hereby present "Haiku Time," in which I write a few haikus about people, events, or things in the news. (I will be using the format consisting of three lines - the first and third of five syllables each, the second of seven.)

To make things marginally more interesting, I will not say who or what is being described in each haiku - that's for you to do, and that's the, er, fun of it. As this is the first installment, I'll handicap it a bit by providing, next to each haiku, a picture of the subject. Game on!

*

My change in party

Will enable me to be

reelected (cough)

**

Who cares if she is

Or if she isn't (though she

So totally is)

***

Of course she just loves

Haikus - she can fit them on

The palm of her hand