Finally!

I need never blog about DADT again - except in a historical context.  But in the meantime, we can take a good hearty laugh at the temper tantrums being thrown by those who opposed repeal:

"We will no longer be able to bail out these other emasculated armies [i.e., our allies] because ours will now be feminized and neutered beyond repair, and there is no one left to bail us out."  Bryan Fischer, American Family Association.

"The American military [...] has now been hijacked and turned into a tool for imposing on the country a radical social agenda."  Tony Perkins, Family Research Council.

"If the lame-duck Congress succeeds in ‘gaying down’ our military this weekend, it will take a disastrous leap toward 'mainstreaming' deviant, sinful homosexual conduct – not just in the military but in larger society — thus further propelling America’s moral downward spiral."  Peter LaBarbera, Americans for Truth about Homosexuality.

"There'll be high-fives all over the liberal bastions of America. [...] But there'll be additional sacrifice."  John McCain, Douchebag.

Hahaha!  Pass the popcorn!